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What You're Seeing Is The Work In Progress of My Magazine. Every Page Is Made Publicly and Serves as an Ongoing Expose of the process.
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There will be more trust me.
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Meet BlockBuster3000
📸 Introducing the Blockbuster 3000 – the world’s first camera made entirely of plastic square blocks! Because why should your photos be anything less than blocktacular?
🧊 Features:
- Pixel Perfect: Each photo comes out looking like a real-life LEGO masterpiece! Who needs reality when you can have a pixelated paradise?
- Snap & Stack: Not only does it take pictures, but it doubles as an art project! Stack your favorite memories like a tower of creativity (or a really confused building).
- Interchangeable Lenses: Choose from a selection of lens covers, including: a donut, a cat, or a slice of cheese! Because every photo deserves a little extra flavor.
😂 Why Blockster 3000?
- Tired of boring, traditional cameras? Now you can photograph everything in a style that says, “I’m a serious artist… with a very specific aesthetic!”
- Perfect for family gatherings! Let your relatives marvel at the masterpieces that make no sense whatsoever!
🎉 Join the Block Party! Get your Blockster 3000 today and turn every moment into a comical cube of creativity! Because life is too short for boring photos.
📦 Warning: Side effects may include excessive laughter, confusion from friends, and the urge to build things that should definitely not be built.
Order now and get a free set of replacement blocks! (Batteries not included… because who needs batteries for a block camera?)
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Trash or Treasure
In a world where fashion often dances on the edge of the surreal, few stories capture our imagination quite like that of Prima Donnan. Emerging from a harrowing encounter with a Femmequin—a sinister, possessed mannequin—Prima has transformed her ordeal into a bold statement of resilience and creativity.
Sporting an extraordinary dress crafted from duct tape and newspaper, Prima embodies the essence of DIY innovation. The outfit is not just a garment; it's a manifesto, a testament to her survival and her ability to reclaim agency through art. Each carefully placed strip of tape and each layer of newsprint tells a story, merging the grotesque with the beautiful.
In our exclusive interview, Prima shares, “After facing something so uncanny, I felt compelled to express my experience through fashion. This dress is a reflection of my battle, but also a celebration of creativity rising from chaos.” Her fierce spirit shines through as she navigates her newfound fame, using her platform to inspire others to embrace their quirks and challenges.
As she steps into the spotlight, Prima Donnan is not just a survivor; she’s a symbol of daring expression in a world that often shies away from the unconventional. Her story is a reminder that even in the darkest moments, there’s always room for a little light—and a lot of style.
Join us as we explore more about Prima’s journey and her vision for a fashion landscape that embraces the strange and extraordinary.
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Steffi Vicario Femmequin
Steffi was Discovered Through the looking glass near a tennis court off Verdugo in Montrose, Ca
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Went To Avalon in Catalina Island Hunting for Excalibur from the Lady in the Lake. Avalon was named after the famous King Arthur Land of Golden Apples where the Lady in the Lake gives him the Sword. It was a symbolic Event Signifying that Arthur was Worthy To Rule by Mother Earth for Having Humility.
The etymology of Humble means Earth and the word Earth means to wait. My Interpretation is that we plant seeds in the soil and those who have the Patience and Care to wait for them to sprout will inherit the Power of the Earth. To be able to pull the Sword from the Stone
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Meet the Maverick Cam. Its a late 90's Floppy Disk Camera. Only shoots 10 shots. This is the first Disc of a bizzare meeting of creatives who all seem to be expressing themselves with gang signs with their hands. This event took place at the WeCanBeVillians Comic Book Shop. Everyone here could potentially be a Villain if you know the Identity of any of these gang members let us know.
Be Humble
So Advanced It's Stupid
The Canon AE1 is so simple you can really focus on your subject. About all you do is focus and click. Its surprisingly affordable. So Advanced Its Supid.
